Time to start spewing!

Hi, this is me.

I am all of the above. That cartoon sums up my personality (though the "cold" part is usually physical).

Plus I am aiming to have a baby on my own. A "Single Mother by Choice" I guess they're calling us these days.

Obviously this blog is totally anonymous. I need to vent, express and shout everything the fuck out to get it out of my system!!! I can't do this to my friends & family now, my diabolical plans are totally secret.

I want a baby, did I mention that? I'm at that "advanced maternal age (AMA)" (thank you medical community for making that sound so lovely) and cannot wait much longer.

What's my story? Why am I alone? Things just haven't worked out for me in the relationship area... not sure why. Maybe it's me, maybe it's them, who knows. All I know is that I haven't met anyone I want to spend ALL day & night with. They end up driving me crazy. Ok, so it's probably ME! :)

I've had relationships, some long-term ones, but nothing really ever stuck. I was never *really* happy. I find I'm happier alone.

I really am. And it was when I finally realized that and accepted it that I became truly content!

Welcome and enjoy the ride with me! Next I'll talk about how I'm going to go about getting knocked up! :)